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ABOUT LAST NIGHT (1986)
James Belushi: "Don't ever lose your sense of humor Dan. Don't EVER lose your sense of humor".

James Belushi: "Dan, never call a broad more than once a week. Never ever EVER!"

ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (1987)

Band member: "Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues!"

Elisabeth Shue: "I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again".
Keith Coogan: "If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour".

BACK TO SCHOOL (1986)

Rodney Dangerfield: "Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out, & then bring one every ten minutes".

BACK TO THE BEACH (1987)
Demian Slade: "Girls used to throw themselves at Dad. Unfortunately it was 1962 and you had to throw them back".

BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)

Doc: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!"

Marty: "Doc, you built a time machine... out of a Delorian?"

BETTER OFF DEAD (1985)
John Cusack: "My brother can make a rocket out of a blender and a vacuum and I can't get my car out of the driveway."

Curtis Armstrong: "I've been going to this high school for 7 and 1/2 years, I'm no dummy."

BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989)

Keanu Reeves: "Be excellent to each other & party on dudes!"

BREAKFAST CLUB, THE (1985)
Judd Nelson: "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

Emilio Estevez: "Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor."

Judd Nelson: "I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."

CAN'T BUY ME LOVE (1987)
Amanda Peterson: "Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald!"

CASUAL SEX? (1988)
(After Lea Thompson dumps Stephen Shellen)
Stephen: "Okay, that's okay. But let me tell you, you're making a big mistake. 'Cause I am going to make it". Lea: "Good".
Stephen: "I'm going to be huge. I'm going to be bigger than huge! I'm going to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, no, forget that. I'm going to be on the cover of Time magazine, no! Forget that I am going to have more fans than Elvis!"
Lea: "Good".
Stephen: "Yeah! And I won't even be dead! Think about it".

DIRTY DANCING (1987)
Jennifer Grey: "I carried a watermelon".

Patrick Swayze: "Nobody puts baby in the corner".

DREAM A LITTLE DREAM (1989)
"Why am I running? I have..a broken..leg."

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982)
Jeff Spicoli and buddies: "No shirt, no shoes, no dice"

Jeff Spicoli: "Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time."

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF (1986)
Ferris Bueller: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop & look around once in awhile you could miss it".

Ferris Bueller: "I swear Cameron is so tense that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in about 10 seconds it would be a diamond."

FOOTLOOSE (1984)
"We're gonna turn this town upside down!"

GOONIES, THE (1985)
"Goonies never say die"

"Hey you guys!!!"

GREASE 2 (1981)

Michelle Pfeiffer: "I'm free after school everyday, its in the constitution".

HIDING OUT (1987)
Jon Cryer: "I used to be just like you: a short, horny, hopeless dork".
Keith Coogan: "And now look at you".
Jon Cryer: "Well, I'm not short".

KARATE KID, THE (1984)

Pat Morita: "Wax on, wax off"

Ralph Macchio: "Hey, wouldn't a flyswatter be quicker?"
Pat Morita: "Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything".

LAST AMERICAN VIRIGIN, THE (1982)
Big girl with glasses to Lawrence Monoson: "Don't start that small talk with me, it's not going to get you anywhere."

LAST STARFIGHTER, THE (1984)

Starfighter Video Game: "Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada."

LICENSE TO DRIVE (1988)
Corey Haim: "An innocent girl, a harmless drive. What could possibly go wrong?"

LOST BOYS, THE (1987)
Barnard Hughes: "There's one thing in Santa Carla I never could stand...all the damn vampires."

MONSTER SQUAD, THE (1987)
"Kick him in the nuts!"
"Do werewolves have nuts?!"

ONE CRAZY SUMMER (1986)
Curtis Armstrong: "Without a plan, there's no attack. Without attack, no victory".

OUTSIDERS, THE (1983)
"He's so greasy, he glides when he walks."

Ralph Macchio: "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold".

POPEYE (1980)
Popeye: "I’m Popeye the sailor man."

Popeye: "I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge."

PORKY'S (1981)
"Why do they call her Lassie?....You'll See!"

PRETTY IN PINK (1986)
Jon Cryer: "Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, & will always be a Duckman!"

Jon Cryer: "Hey, drinking & driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike!"

Andrew McCarthy: "You said you couldn't believe in anyone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you. You just didn't believe in me."

James Spader: "The girl was, is and will always be, nada."

REAL GENIUS (1985)
Chris: "Kent's got his name on his license plate."
Mitch: "My mother does that with my underwear."
Chris: "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984)
Robert Carradine: "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."

Curtis Armstrong: "Call me Booger!"

RISKY BUSINESS (1983)
Curtis Armstrong: "I don't believe it. I've got a trig mid-term tommorrow & I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp!"

ST. ELMO'S FIRE (1985)

Ally Sheedy: "Men... Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."  

SAY ANYTHING (1989)
John Cusack: "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed. Or repair anything sold, bought or processed, y'know? As a career I don't want to do that. So, my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation. So what I've been doing lately is kickboxing. '

SHAG THE MOVIE (1989)
Page Hannah: "If I'm not engaged by the time I'm twenty, I'm gonna kill myself".

SIXTEEN CANDLES (1984)
"My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear"

"He's wearing a red argile sweater, brown pants and red shoes...no he's not retarded!"

Long Duck Dong: "What's happening, hot stuff?"

Molly Ringwald: "I loathe the bus.There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation."

SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL (1987)
Mary Stuart Masterson: "The only things I care about are me, my drums, and you."

Lea Thompson: "I'ld rather be with someone for the wrong reasons then be alone for the right".

Mary Stuart Masterson to Lea Thompson: "Break his heart, I'll break your face".

Elias Koteas: "I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact".

SUMMER SCHOOL (1987)
Mark Harmon: "I've been handing out assignments and the kids turn them in and everything. It's almost like school in there."

TEEN WOLF (1985)
Michael J. Fox: "Give me a keg of beer"

Coach: "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese".

VALLEY GIRL (1983)

"Its the way we do things that makes them different"

Nicolas Cage: "If they attack the car, save the radio!"

Elizabeth Daily: "What I'm trying to say, Julie, is that it's really hard for me to say what I'm trying to say".

WEEKEND AT BERNIES (1989)
Jonathan Silverman: "Well, you're a half hour late".
Andrew McCarthy: "Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today. "

Andrew McCarthy: "What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?"

Andrew McCarthy: "Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!"

WEIRD SCIENCE (1985)

Bill Paxton: "That's not a joke, that is a severe behavoural disorder!"

Kelly Le Brock: "So what would you maniacs like to do first?"

Bill Paxton: "How would you like a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"

WISDOM (1986)
Demi Moore: "Would you still love me if I was poor?"
Emilio Estevez: "You are poor. But you're rich in character and have great boobs".

XANADU (1980)
"Your a real Errol Flynn kid, What else do you do?"
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CLASSIC QUOTE:
Blues Band member says to Elisabeth Shue:
"Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues!"
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"ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING" (1987)
Elisabeth Shue stars in this mad-cap adventure about a young babysitter who decides to treat her charges to
"A Night On The Town".
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